He’ll definitely diddly your doodly.

When he wore nothing but a leaf.

THOSE. ABS. Can we get a smaller leaf, please?

Fox

When he bared his patriotic chest while gardening.

A green thumb and yellow pecs. Yum.

Fox

When he shook that sweet butt in the middle of the street.

There's something very brave about a dude who's a bit of an exhibitionist.

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When he turned his mustache into a musical instrument.

He'll blow for you if you blow for him.

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