Who says a romper covered in pom poms isn’t work appropriate?

We are Kristin and Leo and sometimes we like to talk about fashion. Today, we're discussing some styles from the retailer Nasty Gal, which is sometimes known for its... interesting and strange fashions.

First a few thoughts before we begin...

Leo: Nasty Gal sells some kind of insane stuff, but full disclosure: I shop there from time to time. A lot of the stuff is totally unwearable, but I do have to admit that I kind of admire the Nasty Gal fantasy. Like, she's someone who uses glitter condoms, wears bras as shirts, and is also a DJ with some fancy Scandinavian name spelled in ALL CAPS.

Kristin: Nasty Gal clothes all seem to me like they come from a weird dystopian future where all the humans are forced to switch clothes with all the Barbie dolls from the '90s.

Leo: "Sexy" sesame street costume.

Kristin: A Fraggle Rock parody porno.

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Leo: I imagine if you dropped acid and then went to play basketball, it'd look something like this.

Krstin: This outfit is going in so many different directions, it looks like it can't decide what it's trying to parody. Like, it's from the Spring Zoolander Collection For Those Who Can't Satire Good And Want To Learn How To Do Other Stuff Good Too.

Leo: Bad-Satire: So hot right now.

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Kristin: Somewhere out there, there's a 13-year-old who is dying to wear this shirt to church. Like, fuck you mom and dad, this is what I spent my babysitting money on.

Leo: Cult of what though?

Kristin: The cult of Claire's boutiques. Also, if you still have to tell people that you are a cult leader, I feel like you have a long way to go before truly being a leader of cults.

Leo: You could change one letter of this and it could be very bad.

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