You tell someone you just saw their text even though you saw it hours ago.

You won't order food unless the restaurant has an online ordering option.

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You make plans without any intention of keeping them.

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You tell someone you're sick just because you don't want to leave your house.

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You go to a party knowing full well you will only stay for an hour.

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