“I’m not always there when you call, but I’m always on time.” Well ahead of time actually.

You arrive to movies so early that the theater is almost always empty.

Or sometimes even the previous screening is still showing.

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You have to fight the temptation to repeatedly text friends when you arrive somewhere before them.

"Where the hell are you?!"

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So you end up lying to your chronically late friends so they’ll ACTUALLY show up on time.

"Yeah the reservation is for 8."

It's actually for 8:30, because you know that's when they are going there anyway.

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You get to job interviews 45 minutes ahead of time and just sit in the car because you don't want to arrive too early.

"I'll just wait here for a little while."

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