Stop telling me that I’m going to give myself wrinkles, mom.

The first impression you give off is often that of a totally crazy person.

HI NEW FRIENDS.

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Your face is way worse at keeping secrets than you are.

My mouth will never tell, but my face is super gossipy.

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You are constantly worried that today will be the day that you become a meme.

And a little excited, but mostly scared. You've seen the internet before, you know what happens here.

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And most people know what you are thinking the instant that you think it.

There is no such thing as mental privacy.

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