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"I caught my 50-year-old neighbor, naked, masturbating into the dryer where my clothes were." Submitted by sarahg4121aa725.

"I was living in a studio apartment and rarely locked my door for some dumb reason. I woke up one morning at like 6 a.m. to some 85-year-old senile man walking around in my living room. When I woke up, I said, "Uhh, hello?" and he responded, "Is this Suzie's house?" Me, being half asleep just said, "No, sorry, wrong apartment." He just walked out. I locked my door and went back to sleep. I hope he found Suzie." Submitted by Alyssa Noel Mehler (Facebook).

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