A Love Letter To My Long-Term Boyfriend, The Internet -1GOT NEWS
It’s complicated with the Refresh button.
Oh internet, I love you so much.
You've taught me so much, connected me to so many people.
Most importantly, you've connected me to my best self.
Our relationship has opened my eyes to new cultures and world events with 24/7 news sites.
My faith in humanity has been restored by the youthful vigor of Tumblr's most prolific users.
Facebook has rekindled so many friendships that I thought were lost forever.
And Twitter taught me how to approach strangers I admire.
It also taught me how to pick fights with strangers, which is oddly exhilarating!
Just like you, oddly exhilarating.
Honestly, I can barely remember what life was like before I had you.
It was a dark time of opening books to find word definitions.
And going to doctors when I wanted to know what physical symptoms meant.
If I wanted to find a date, I had to go outside.
What a drag that life was until we met!
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From the very beginning, you've known just how to make me laugh.
Like when you introduced me to Leonardo DiCaprio fan poetry on Angelfire.
Or the year we spent all that time with those illiterate cats that loved cheeseburgers?
Golly, they just couldn't get enough of those burgers!
And neither could I...I couldn't get enough of you.
I would read aloud the celebrity blind items and make you guess who they were about. Even though you were always totally unfazed by celebrity.
We would watch episode after episode of LonelyGirl15 on YouTube while we waited for movies to download from Pirate Bay.
That was before I cleaned up my act and got Netflix streaming.
But you never judged me for that.
You knew what a challenge it was to navigate the intricate landscape of your heart.
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