The actor confirmed that there will be no full frontal in Fifty Shades of Grey, which just doesn’t seem fair. NSFW language, obviously.

There has been much debate about if the movie adaption of Fifty Shades of Grey would be as raunchy as the X-rated book, and when Jamie Dornan was cast, it seemed like things were looking up. But they didn't wait long to dash everyone's dreams by announcing that there wouldn't be any full frontal in the film — and possibly no sex at all. How is that possible?! Well, according to the actor, "You want to appeal to as wide an audience as possible without grossing them out. You don't want to make something gratuitous, and ugly, and graphic."

Urgh, whatever, Jamie. If Academy Award winner Ben Affleck can do it, so can you. Here are 19 excerpts from the book that show how obvious it seems that Jamie should just go full frontal — for the betterment of society, ya know?

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1. "I am helpless, my hands pinned, my face held, and his hips restraining me... I feel his erection against my belly. Oh my... He wants me. Christian Grey, Greek god, wants me, and I want him, here... now, in the elevator."

2. "His hand flexes over my backside and squeezes gently. He holds me against his hips, and I feel his erection, which he languidly pushes into me."

3. "Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free. Holy cow..."

4. "'I'm going to fuck you now, Miss Steele,' he murmurs as he positions the head of his erection at the entrance of my sex. 'Hard,' he whispers, and he slams into me."

5. "His voice is intoxicating, his words heady, seductive. I feel his growing erection against my thigh."

6. "His growing erection presses against my behind. It's such a turn-on knowing that it's my body making him feel this way. Ha... not your mind. My subconscious sneers. I shake off the unwelcome thought."

7. "Oh! Turning to face him, I'm shocked to find he has his erection firmly in his grasp. My mouth drops open."

8. "It's so big and growing. His erection is above the water line, the water lapping at his hips."

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