When “no thanks, I’m good” just won’t cut it.

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I used to give out the number of Chicago's gay movie theater, so they'd get the current and coming attractions recording.

I give them the number of a local pizza shop. Sure, they may be disappointed they can't reach me. But, instead, they can order a delicious pizza! That's a win-win for both of us.

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