And you thought the books were in poor taste.

Just because you can rhyme something doesn't mean you should rhyme it.

100% of the people who buy this $20.39 tank are probably too old to be using "bae."

Via skreened.com

This is a duvet covered in verbs and the word "whale."

If you're ever at a loss for what kind of kinky stuff you and your partner should do at night, this duvet can help! It will put you out $188 and does not include the belts, whips, canes, cuffs, or the inexplicable whale that you'll need to get freaky, but it is a great jumping off point when you're stuck in a sex rut.

Via cafepress.com

Ugh, everyone knows that Barbie is the only appropriate children's toy to make into a pervert.

For $89.99, you get a teddy bear in a cheap and ill-fitting suit whose got kink gear that you can't even use because it is toy-sized. Also, Christian Grey would never go barefoot like some peasant.

Via vermontteddybear.com

This mug will let everyone know that you're criminally negligent about BDSM and about basic graphic design.

This $7.99 mug alerts potential partners that your idea of a good time is kinky play that doesn't involve boooooring discussions of boundaries or consent!

Via etsy.com

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