The guy grovelled in the Rush Hour Crush column in the Metro – and hoped to get a date out of it too.

But one letter in this morning's edition takes things to the next level.

metro.co.uk

To the sexy Spanish senorita on the No.30 bus to Highbury. I loved our heated chat on Friday but realise what I did was insensitive to your country. I'm mortified. Please let me make up for it, over tapas or paella or whatever. Bearded Man Who Used Discarded Burger Cartons As Castanets

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