Honestly, I’m just here for snacks and puppies.

"It's the Super Bowl already?"

I thought it happened in Augustemberary.

Columbia Pictures

"Why do I keep getting invited to these things?"

You are all such kind football-lovin' maniacs to keep inviting me, but why would you want someone who doesn't understand the game at your place, eating all your snacks? Speaking of which...

BTN / Via thebiglead.com

"Is it OK to just go to a Super Bowl party for the snacks?"

I don't understand what's happening on TV or why everyone is screaming, but I DO understand a good artichoke dip.

Disney Channel

"What time is the Puppy Bowl?"

Can we just watch that?

Animal Planet

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