McDonald’s: “A truly exquisite Manhattan dining experience.”

Taco Bell in Greenwich Village, Manhattan

"Taco Bell is great for when you want vaguely Mexican flavored food-like items to shove down your throat.

Sober me rates this Taco Bell: 4 stars. Drunk me rates it : 6.9 stars. Add the hot sauce and you get 5 stars." (source)

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McDonald's in South Slope, Brooklyn

"Who can bite into a Joe's Shanghai soup dumpling and not recognize in the subsequent agony a little bit of the same pleasure/pain of ripping into a McDonald's apple pie? Who can deny that the crisp-exterior to succulent-interior transition of a pied de cochon shares something in common with the lowly McNugget? What better symbol can there be for the delicious mystery of any unaccountably wonderful foodstuff you inexplicably enjoy than... the McRib?" (source)

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