Everyone knows you can’t be that good without cheating. Except for the Yankees. And MJ. And the Spurs. And Kobe. And Joe Montana. And the Montreal Canadiens. And Michael Phelps.

They pretended Julian Edelman was a wide receiver for six seasons.

I'm sorry, but it's pretty deceptive to act like he was a wide receiver for that long just so that you could win a playoff game. He's clearly the second best QB in the AFC East.

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Brady's first playoff game was in a blizzard.

Um, you think Bill Belichick didn't plan that? Yeah right. It's so much harder for another team to play in a blizzard and he knew that.

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Somehow Rob Gronkowski is their tight end.

By "Rob Gronkowski" I mean "an illegal football robot" and by "somehow" I mean "created in a lab." It's so obvious.

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They beat Peyton Manning so much that he can't play football anymore.

So Brady's biggest rival lost miserably in his playoff game because his "body is falling apart" and his "neck is pieced back together?" I don't buy it. That has Belichick written all over it.

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