“Should auld acquaintance be (hiccup).” —A bird

To try to better understand humans' speech impairment after having a few too many, scientists let some birds drink the fowl equivalent of jungle juice to answer one question: Would it affect their vocals?

Researchers chose zebra finches (pictured above) as their subjects, mainly because the songbirds learn to communicate vocally similar to how we learn to talk — a trait that's been found in only a handful of other species, including some marine mammals and bats.

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After feeding the finches juice with 6% alcohol in it, the birds' songs got a little wonky.

"At first we were thinking that they wouldn't drink on their own because, you know, a lot of animals just won't touch the stuff," lead researcher Christopher Olson told NPR's All Things Considered . "But they seem to tolerate it pretty well and be somewhat willing to consume it."

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With their blood alcohol levels ranging from .05% to .08%, the finches appeared to be acting normal — that is, until they opened their beaks.

Though their motor functions were the same, their singing got quieter, and they were less able keep the structure of their song.

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Wonder how good they'd be at texting.

You can listen to audio of the sloppy birds over at NPR.

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