“Kid asked what I wished for on my wishlist / Have you ever asked a kid for other kidses?”

"New Slaves" as "New Sleighs" is pure genius.

"Y'all sledda can't fuck with me / Y'all sleddas can't fuck with Kring!"

"Black Skinhead" is "Red Hat Head," a song in which improv comedian Carl Tart, as both Kanye and Santa, describes his methods.

"Billions of gifts / That I’ll lift In my red vest / I’m so swift!"

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"All them other Kringles lame / And ya know I’m packed," Carl Tart raps on "Wrapped 2," because we all know Kanye would be the cockiest Santa around.

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