Don’t expect to get me a Christmas/birthday present and still be my friend OK?

Whenever you tell anyone when your birthday is they always say, "That must be so shit!"

Netflix

People actually try and give you joint Christmas and birthday presents.

THE CHEEK.

AMC

And obviously anyone who tries to get away with joint-presenting is automatically cut out of your life.

Walt Disney

That's if anyone remembers your birthday at all...

WAHHHHH.

ABC

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