Why are you gonna ask me if I want round or square if you’re going to do your own damn thing anyway?!

First, you walk into the nail salon, probably without an appointment.

"A manicure, please?"

"You have an appointment?"

"Uhhhhhh..."

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If you're with your mom, you endure the ever-hilarious and totally over-done, "is this your sister?! You are both so pretty," bit.

Clearly this is my mother, but I'll awkward laugh with you because you think that this skit is funny every time I come in.

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You stand in front of the wall of colors as if you've never made a decision for yourself before now.

"Magic 8 Ball, shall I pick this cheap Essie color to pick off my nails for the next week?"

"Hell to the no."

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You sit to wait your turn while clarifying and justifying the type of service you want several times.

No, I really don't want a spa pedicure, or long, plastic tips. Just the ol' paint and dry today.

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