“Now that I’ve become who I really are.”

Ariana Grande, "Break Free"

This is like poorly translated teen goth poetry.

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Redfoo on Play-N-Skillz's "Literally, I Can't (STFU)"

Pretty much every line of this song is flagrantly sexist, but this verse from the dude from LMFAO is especially awful.

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Eminem, "Shady Cxvpher"

You are the reason we can't have nice things, Eminem.

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Nickelback, "She Keeps Me Up"

Chad Kroeger's erotic poetry here is even better when you consider that it's probably about Avril Lavigne.

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